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Which Quarantine bird are you?

Lorikeet

  • Starts fights at coles
  • Every bird for themselves
  • OK for toilet paper

Cockatoo

  • Calling Talk-Back radio with conspiracies
  • Loudly spruinking whatsapp misinformation
  • Anti-bird migration

Seagulls

  • Still going to the beach
  • Argues with police about social distancing
  • On 3rd warning
  • Chips = Essential

Kookaburra

  • Making inappropriate virus jokes
  • Annoyingly positive
  • Highly irritative to family

Magpie

  • Gets in your 1.5m bubble
  • Demanding kids at home
  • Still hates cyclists

Bower Bird

  • Starts a home renovation project
  • Prepper
  • Thinking about building a bunker

Fairy Wren

  • Gets out of PJ’s everyday
  • Still does make-up
  • Day-drinker

Powerful Owl

  • Excellent social isolator
  • Noone within 1.5km
  • Life hasn’t changed at all

Which one is you????

What do you think?

Written by Tentin

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Bill Gates is been dealing with viruses since Windows 95

What day is it again?